Monday, March 16, 2009

Not Me! Monday

It's time for Not Me! Monday. Check out MckMama's blog to see what she and everyone else have not done this week.

But first here's a few things I have not done this week.

With the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars, I did not watch the show that night, knowing I was going to vote for Melissa even before I saw her dance. Having made this decision, I for sure did not carry through and vote for her before I saw her dance. And I definitely did not sign in with 2 different accounts so I could give her more votes! That would be a waste of time, wouldn't it?

I brought my parents to the airport on Friday, and when I arrived home, I most certainly did not freak out when I saw a light on in the garage. I did not have thoughts going through my head like Who is hiding out in garage, waiting to get me? Should I even drive into the garage? What will I find if I go into the garage? After I drove into the garage very slowly, I did not find a shope light on the workbench, very close to a cardboard tube. Seeing this, I was not thinking What if that would have caught on fire? And upon further investigation, it was not me who realized that if the cardboard tube had caught on fire, the garage would have exploded because of the gas cans below the workbench. After the few short minutes when all of these thoughts transpired, I did not stay up until 2 a.m. to allow my mind to stop running away with crazy thoughts!

This afternoon, my school went on a bowling field trip. When we arrived at the bowling alley, I did not read a sign like this on the door...

Monday 5:00-close
Tuesday 6:00-close
Wednesday 5:00-close
Thursday 5:00-close
Friday 4:00-close
Saturday 12:00-close
Sunday 12:00-close

I don't know about you, but I did not find this information helpful. At all! They are opened from the hours of 5:00, 6:00, etc. until they are closed? Wow, thank you for that very helpful information.

As I looked at my calendar on Sunday, I did not realize that I have 5 doctor appointments this week...all related to my leg injury.

I did not arrive at my physical therapy appointment this morning at 7:25, only to sit there for 35 minutes waiting to get started. The entire time, I was not thinking Why in the world did I wake up so early, just to sit in this chair. I could have slept in for another 35 minutes! And I was not inwardly upset when a lady who arrived 20 minutes after me got in for her therapy before I did. But it was probably that I was invisible and they couldn't see me, right? Otherwise, why would they take her in when I'd already been sitting there for 20 minutes? Yes, that must be the reason.

I did not just fall asleep watching TV, only to realize that I must get this posted in the next 14 minutes, while it's still Monday!

That's about all for now. Have a great week, and don't be worried about admitting what you have not done.


Jessica said...

wow, that hours sign at the bowling alley was great. Seriously, did a redneck come up with that great idea? Lol!

Heather said...

well, it was in deer river, so you never know!

ben and erin said...

yeah, i was cracking up about the open sign. i sooo would've taken a picture. and why in the world are you guys still going out to DEER RIVER to go bowling?! that's gotta be like $40 in gas right there...

Becky said...

I love the Blueberry Bowl in Deer River!! They have great cheeseburger baskets... well that I can remember from about 5th grade when WE went there for school... remember that heath?

Heather said...

Yes, Beck, I do remember that. I haven't gotten on there for a long time. And imagine this....they have automated scoring now!! :)

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

I'm glad you avoided disaster in your garage. :) Scary!