That's right. I have not broken a bone in my life. Well, until now. I tend to prefer muscles and tendons, as you can read about here.
Of course there's a little disappointment that the story doesn't include something more exciting... a courageous rescue, a struggle with the elements outside... anything.
Believe me, it was nothing like that.
I may just leave it up to your imagination to create a story in your mind. It would definitely be more interesting that what actually happened! And maybe someday I'll tell you "the rest of the story."